Buddy: 'it my leafs shirt.... Go Leafs GO Daddy: Go Leafs go eh? Buddy: Yup. Dat what Uncle Mike says. Daddy: oh yeah? Buddy: and Uncle Steve. He say dat too. Go Leafs Go, dat what Uncle Mike & Uncle Steve say
"Time to clean your room Buddy" 'You 'eed to he-p me Mommy' "I wasn't playing.... you need to clean up your mess!!" 'No mommy..... I was being the Mommy, with baby Gordon, so you were playing, you 'eed to he-p me'
Stopped at the pumpkin farm & bought a pie pumpkin this morning, which Buddy insisted on carrying into the house. "Careful with that pumkin, Mommy will turn it into a pie!" "No Mommy!! Don' want you to do dat!! Want it to be a pun-kin!!"
At meet the creature last night, Daddy stuffed Buddy into a locker & said he was getting him ready for grade nine. Buddy jumped out, yelled 'boo!' And then said 'now put me in this one Daddy!!' Pointing to the next locker
Under the heading of, things I never thought I would have to debate: "yes, you need to put your underpants on before you put your pants on. Take those pants off, put on your underpants, then put your pants back on. Yes, you need the underpants first"
"No, you need to put the underpants on before the pants. Putting on your pants, then shoving the underpants down them doesn't count as putting underpants on"