Bird...what cereal?

Buddy: "Mommy, guess what!!  We opened da Bird-poop cereal today!!"

Mama: "you...  what?"

Buddy: "Opened Da BIRD POOP Cereal!!"

Mama: "um.... what is bird poop cereal?"

Buddy: "The one with the duck on it"

Mama: "You mean these ones?" (holding up the box of fruit loops)

Buddy: "YUP!"

Mama: "and... what makes it bird poop cereal?"

Buddy: "Da Bird makes da poop, and da man comes & pick it up and puts it in da box, and it's bird poop cereal!"