Last night I was drowsing while Hubby was watching a movie on the laptop. I kept hearing a noise, and eventually realized that he wasn't making it.
Me: Um, Honey, do you hear that?
Me: Um, what is it?
Him: I don't think it's anything.
Me: But it sounds like it's under the bed... is there a raccoon under the bed?
Him: A raccoon under the bed?
Him: No, there is no raccoon under the bed.
Me: Aren't you gonna to check what it is then?
Him: Why, do I look like a big strong man?
Me: Um, yes. Right now, definitely.
Him: (skeptically looks at me. Then looks under the bed) ARRRGGHHHH!!!
Me: (squeal like a little girl)
Him: Here's a teddy, you goof. (Hands me one of the baby's teddy bears)
And then he went and closed the window, so that the breeze would stop rattling the papers under the bed.