Dear Mother Nature

On behalf of all Southern Ontarians, I would like to apologize. I am not sure what we have done to offend you, but we have all felt your wrath this winter.

We have now received more snow so far than the last two winters combined, and have nearly broken the record of most snow in one winter that was set in the 1930's.

A little warm weather would be nice. Especially since my winter coat no longer does up.